I'm posting this for a contest but...
mood: 
crappy
crappy
I was surprised by how impressed I was with this author's work. They're romance novels, which I've had bad experiences with in terms of quality, but they seem to have solid characterization, interesting and really dang neat protagonists (the guys bore me a little so far, but the girls are awesome and the clip of the new book promised a fascinating hero) as well as good writing.
Cramps are being really friendly bitches.