Blade III
Seriously. What was the point of the third Blade movie? The first one had N'Bushe Wright, the second one had Leonor Varela but the third one, well, the third one had Dominic Purcell, always appealing. Parkey Posey was gorgeous but her character irritated the hell out of me, and whoever played Hannibal King was so irritating a spasm of sheer loathing twitches me in almost every scene he has.
Also, I love Jessica Biel--and this was the first time I saw her in a movie, I believe, and I was actually impressed by her acting, when she could actually in one scene instill emotion and intensity into the most ridiculous of lines--but so much of it (the roles, the dumbass little touches that felt like they were straight out of a fourteen year old's fanfiction, like the iPod playlist, were so utterly eyeroll worthy.
I can't blame Wesley Snipes for being willing to be involved making it, though. That kind of movie must be an awful lot of fun to make.
Also, I love Jessica Biel--and this was the first time I saw her in a movie, I believe, and I was actually impressed by her acting, when she could actually in one scene instill emotion and intensity into the most ridiculous of lines--but so much of it (the roles, the dumbass little touches that felt like they were straight out of a fourteen year old's fanfiction, like the iPod playlist, were so utterly eyeroll worthy.
I can't blame Wesley Snipes for being willing to be involved making it, though. That kind of movie must be an awful lot of fun to make.
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