well behaved women

Man. Eragon sucks. I realize this is old news--and this is a polite mention of it, meganbmoore has an honest and explicit summary of its horror just look in her tags--but I just had to say it. MY OBNOXIOUS OPINIONS, LET ME SHARE THEM.

This is how you stop criminals. Piss of the ladies. Totally awesome, am I right or am I totally right?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA first of all who would want to write a novel based on Stephenie Meyer? PEOPLE LIKE THIS. No, I'm sorry, I know some perfectly nice Twilight fans...

Next, though I ditched Heroes long ago, I had to share this. Apparently Sylar is going to propose to Claire.

Some deep quotes about the show:
weaselistic:I can't get over the fact that Dexter, the show about a serial killer, is 200% more heart-warming and filled with genuine emotions than this thing called Heroes. And Dexter himself isn't just better at relationships than Sylar, he's also better at them than Peter "I forgot my GF in a future I erased" Petrelli, WHO IS VERY EMPATHIC REALLY, A KIND, GENEROUS SOUL, A HERO!!!

and

According to Tim Kring, we're not supposed to hold it against him. We're not supposed to remember Caitlin. He said that it'd be too much for the viewers to have to remember Caitlin, after two episodes of absence. It was in the same Q&A, I believe, where he complained about being saddled with this TV format and this cast, and called the TV audiences "saps and dipshits". Tim Kring is a classy man.

And goblin summaries my feelings on Peter: Peter is also a Company experiment--they took a squirrel brain, added a dash of self-righteousness, and stuck it into his skull.